Bike ride
I like riding my Harley on Sunday mornings. Came across a bicycle rider, in a skirt. And it looked like a ** on the seat, and I’m excited right away. Turns out not be a women riding her **, a man is riding his ** and I bet it’s one of those twelve inch jobs. So I pull up next to him and pat him on the **. He lifts him self quite high and slams his ** back down on the **. And I say tight riding he says you can ride it to, want some I said no but here ya go, I pushed him over and sped off with my baffles blaring over his yell at me.
Wtf?