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Black woman on YouTube ad addressed me by my name.
I swear this happened earlier today and this is not a dream. After I woke up, I turned on my PS4. I decided to watch some YouTube. As everyone knows, just before the video starts, there's always one or two ads that appear. I couldn't skip the first one but I knew the second one was skippable. The second ad had a black woman appear and I swear, she looked right at me and said, "Hey there, Jason." My name is Jason. I still skipped the ad but now wish I hadn't because who knows what would have happened. The next time I see her, I'm going to let the ad run all the way through.
Jason. You're in the matrix Jason. Take the pill.
That would explain why I've always felt out of place in the world.