Love it when guys check out my wife

You should build her a pen in the backyard with a trough for feeding her.. maybe put a ring in her nose.

Have her use the pen for a bathroom. Go all the way with making her a real pig. Don’t let her bathe either. Maybe you can charge admission to see her and you could get rich.

Let her ride in a trailer towed behind your car!

Dude my wife is 5’4 and 416 pounds! I win!

Can she walk?

I love big bellies

I’d vomit at the thought

Sounds like I'd be one of those guys