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I Pooped My Pants at Work
I was in a Board Meeting today after having Taco Bell for lunch I started to regret it after I accidently ** in the board meeting which caught everyone' attention.
My Boos looked at me and asked if I had to go to the bathroom as the whole board meeting started to stink after I accidently ** and I tried to squeeze my ** long enough to get through this meeting but the worst was yet to come.
I really felt like I was about to blow up any second as I felt my chair vibrate and before you know it my pants felt wet and the whole board room smelled like **.
My Boss looked at me and I old him "I Crapped My Pants and everyone in the meeting was either laughing or looked horrified that a grown man ** his pants at work.
My Boss asked me to go to the restroom and he actually accompanied me to the restroom as I pulled my pants down and there were ** stains all over my thighs, my underwear was covered in ** and my boss nearly threw up.
So I took my pants and my underwear off as my boss looked at my pale, cottage cheese looking ** and said.
"My Milk looks less spoiled than your asscheeks."
My Boss then asked me to bend over as I bended over as my boss took a wad of toilet paper and wiped my **. Yes you've heard of employees who kiss their boss's ** **? My Boss wiped his Employees ** after ** his pants in the boardroom.
My Boss then put baby powder on my **, and gave me an adult diaper to wear as I took the humiliating walk back to my car to go home as everyone in the office laughed at me
When my wife and kids heard the story they laughed at me as my kids call me "Daddy Doo Doo Pants."
Well guess I better update my resume to where I don't accidently ** myself on the job.
This story made my ** hard!
Donald Trump poops his pants, he just wears diapers. You can too.
You have Trump confused with Biden who pooped his pants in front of the Pope and the Queen of England.