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I like hitting my own son in the nuts
I'll admit, I like hitting my son in the nuts! His reactions are so funny, everything from his screams and moans to his facial expressions and body language, to the way he'll fall down holding himself! I love it! Sometimes I like to use his testicles as a form of stress relief too. I'll grab and squeeze them and sometimes I'll twist and pull on them or dig my fingers nails into his nuts! That's so much fun and makes me feel so good. I think all mum's should try it on their son's!
They can use their hands, feet or objects like the TV remote, phones, shoes, spatula etc for the game show. Its good fun! It sounds like your daughter has lots of fun hitting the boys in the nuts if she doesn't like their meal! How do they normally react when she gets them in public? Do they try and act like nothing has happened?
Sounds like a lot of fun, maybe I'll have to try it on my boys soon! She does enjoy getting to hit them if she doesn't like the food, but sometimes she pretends not to like it just so she can hit them in the nuts! Sometimes they try to act as if nothing has happened, which is hilarious, but other times they can't help but double over or whatever. Sometimes I think it's the surprise/embarrassment of being hit there more than anything! What have you and your girls been up to recently?
Can you blame her for pretending?! It must be hilarious for her to see her big brothers, who she probably sees as big and strong, falling to the floor in indescribable pain after a gentle tap between their legs! Have you got any stories of her hitting them in public? Not a huge amount has happened recently. My 8 year old punched him quite hard in the nuts the other day after school just for the fun of it! He was down for a while. Then after school yesterday he was playing with my 3 and 5 year olds and my 5 year old managed to (I think accidentally) stand on his nuts, making him scream and curl up in a ball on the floor!
Oh no not at all! I think it's hilarious! It sounds like your girls have been having fun recently. What was he wearing on both occasions? I have a couple of stories of her hitting them in public... one time we were in Tesco and she just randomly punched my 11 year old in the nuts as he was putting something in the trolley. He groaned and sort of hunched over, holding tightly onto the trolley in a desperate attempt not to cause a scene! He then limped around for a little bit, poor boy! Another day we'd gone up the pier and to the amusements. She snuck up behind my 13 year old as he was playing on one of the slot machines and quickly punched him in the nuts from behind! He groaned and doubled over! Luckily for him, there wasn't anyone around! Later that day I managed to smack them both in the nuts with the back of my hand within a few minutes of each other! They both had a tough time trying to act naturally! Poor boys 🤣
I'm pretty sure he had joggers on both times. It sounds like your daughter has had a lot of fun getting them in public then! It's great how your 11 year old tried not to make a scene in Tesco. Did your 13 year old fall to the floor after she punched him or did he just double over? It's funny how you then backhanded them both within minutes of each other! I bet your daughter found that funny! Any other occasions where you've both hit them in public?
Yesterday morning after breakfast my 5 year old randomly punched my son in the nuts from behind when he wasn't expecting anything! He screamed and fell to the floor for a few minutes. Then later on, we needed to go shopping and at one point my 8 year old just randomly reached down and quickly smacked his nuts with the back of her hand! "Oooooohhhhffff!", he groaned and doubled over but tried so hard to act naturally! You could tell he'd just been hit in the nuts though, poor boy!