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I like hitting my own son in the nuts
I'll admit, I like hitting my son in the nuts! His reactions are so funny, everything from his screams and moans to his facial expressions and body language, to the way he'll fall down holding himself! I love it! Sometimes I like to use his testicles as a form of stress relief too. I'll grab and squeeze them and sometimes I'll twist and pull on them or dig my fingers nails into his nuts! That's so much fun and makes me feel so good. I think all mum's should try it on their son's!
He was definitely embarrassed about his b*ner the other day! Yes he had his school uniform on when I got him when he was making his breakfast.
After school the other day I managed a very sneaky, and surprise, punch to his baIls as he was doing something. He had his school uniform on still (minus his blazer and shoes). He groaned and doubled over, eventually dropping to the floor for a few minutes, poor lad!
Then yesterday, the weather was so nice I decided to take him down to the beach after school, where we also had fish and chips for tea. He had a play around on the beach, kicking a football around and having a little paddle in the sea. He had a t-shirt, thin shorts, boxers, black socks and sliders on (though he took his socks off on the beach). As he was eating, I managed to very accurately pinch his left nut, making him grunt and hunch over! I tried getting him again as we walked home but he dodged me and said something like "no going for my nuts, mum!", which made me giggle!
Now we've just come back from a nice walk through the woods near our house. He had a t-shirt, hoodie, thin shorts, boxers, black socks and trainers on. At one point I distracted him by pointing at a bird in the tree, and as he looked up, I quickly punched him in the nuts! It wasn't too hard, but still enough for him to fall to the ground for a few moments! Then a bit later on, I stopped him and before he had chance to think about anything, I punched him in the baIls again, and he was once again on the ground! "Ahhh my baIls again!", he groaned!
Poor boy! 🤣
You've had a lot of fun these last few days then! I love how you punched him after school, pinched him as he was eating his fish and chips at the beach and then how you punched him as you were walking through the woods! Did anyone see or say anything to you?
Does he ever moan about you going for his baIls a lot or try stopping you?
I don't think anyone saw, and no one said anything. I find it a lot of fun getting him in public sometimes, especially when he has to try and act like nothing has happened!
He does moan about me going for his nuts sometimes and he does try stopping me or dodging my hits, but I think he knows now that I'll go for his nuts whether he likes it or not! Poor lad!
It's always funny when they have to act like nothing has happened to avoid making a scene! Surprise nut shots are always hilarious as well!
Your poor boy, but at least he knows where his nuts stand with you, and he also knows to sometimes take it willingly. What have you been up to with him recently?
I definitely agree on the surprise nut shots being hilarious!
Last week I had some fun as it was the school holidays. One morning he came downstairs with just his pyjama bottoms on. As he was making his breakfast, I couldn't help myself and quickly reached down and smacked his nuts with the back of my hand! He grunted, groaned and doubled over! Another day I managed a very accurate punch to his baIls, which was harder than I'd anticipated but hilarious nonetheless! He fell to the floor where he stayed for a while. I smacked his nuts with his sliders a couple of times too.
It's hilarious having a teenage boy around the house!