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I like hitting my own son in the nuts
I'll admit, I like hitting my son in the nuts! His reactions are so funny, everything from his screams and moans to his facial expressions and body language, to the way he'll fall down holding himself! I love it! Sometimes I like to use his testicles as a form of stress relief too. I'll grab and squeeze them and sometimes I'll twist and pull on them or dig my fingers nails into his nuts! That's so much fun and makes me feel so good. I think all mum's should try it on their son's!
I definitely agree on the surprise nut shots being hilarious!
Last week I had some fun as it was the school holidays. One morning he came downstairs with just his pyjama bottoms on. As he was making his breakfast, I couldn't help myself and quickly reached down and smacked his nuts with the back of my hand! He grunted, groaned and doubled over! Another day I managed a very accurate punch to his baIls, which was harder than I'd anticipated but hilarious nonetheless! He fell to the floor where he stayed for a while. I smacked his nuts with his sliders a couple of times too.
It's hilarious having a teenage boy around the house!
You've had a lot of fun with him recently then, keep it up! You should try getting him again when he's in his pyjamas, they don't offer much protection at all, especially if he doesn't wear boxers underneath! What have you been up to recently with him?
The other day before he went to school I surprised him with a quick smack to his balIs with the back of my hand as he was doing something! He grunted and doubled over for a few moments!
Then yesterday morning I had some fun with him. He came downstairs with just his pyjama bottoms on, which isn't too unusual. After breakfast, I managed a sneaky punch to his nuts as he was doing something. He grunted and dropped to his knees for a few moments, then just after he'd recovered I went to give him a cuddle but as he wrapped his arms around me, I quickly kneed him three times in the nuts! He grunted and groaned after each knee, and after the third one I let him go, and he dropped to the floor again for a couple of minutes! I tried getting him again later on yesterday but he dodged me!
Earlier today we needed to go to Tesco to do some shopping and to get him some new school shirts. I surprised him with a gentle tap to his nuts with my hand at one point while we were in Tesco. He grunted and tried very hard to act naturally, poor lad! It's so much fun having his nuts to play with!
You've been having fun recently! Well done mum! It's great how you dropped him by punching him in the nuts and then kneed him three times! His pyjama bottoms would've offered next to no protection either, poor boy! Does he regularly come down for breakfast in just his pyjama bottoms then? Surprising him with a gentle sack tap in Tesco sounds like great fun, especially watching his reactions afterwards as he tried to act naturally! What else have you been up to with him? Has he taken any ball shots willingly recently?
It's not unusual for him to come downstairs in the mornings in just his pyjama bottoms, especially now the weather is warmer, and particularly at the weekend or during the school holidays. Not so much on a school day. He took some ball shots willingly on Sunday morning. He'd come downstairs in just his pyjama bottoms, and after he'd eaten breakfast, he agreed to let me have some fun before he went back upstairs to go on his PlayStation for a while. He stood up in the living room, legs spread and hands on his head. I knelt down in front of him and smacked his nuts with one of his sliders a few times! His winces, grunts and groans were hilarious! Eventually he'd had enough and sat on the sofa to nurse his poor testicles! Once he'd recovered and was heading upstairs, I reached down and quickly pinched his right nut, making him groan and double over, poor lad! I punched him, a bit harder than I'd anticipated, this morning as he was about to leave for school. He screamed and fell to the floor for a couple of minutes, eventually getting up and limping off to meet his friends, poor boy! 🤣