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Guilt-fest.
I really hate that you can tell me I'm beautiful, and I feel nothing, and he can make a random comment about starfish and I'll be smiling ALL DAY. I don't even like starfish. I'm a terrible person.
'ello all, I'm the OP of these quirky "OP here," comments. My mum found out that I posted these silly comments posing as the OP of all of these confessions and she's forcing me post this apology now. I'm sorry mates, I didn't ever mean no harm by any of it. I was taking the ** out of you all. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my meddling mum!
Cheers
You are a terrible person! How can you not like starfish? What is wrong with you!?