I have a real thing for boys with blonde hair...

They look like angels! ^^ I just want to pounce on them and glomp them! But then I'd get arrested for stalking people- so if your blonde and I see you I just pounce on you and glomp you in my head! Bwahaha!

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  • ^ Nope, glomp is actually a technical term for a technique used in figure skating. To glomp is to skate on one foot while extending the other foot above your head and hoping while skating on one foot. Also known as the one-foot hop. It was made popular by Russian figure skater Lev Glompenstav.

  • To commenter #3: You go girl!!
    To commenter #4: I don't like the tone of your voice! You better quit posting this homophobic propaganda on here! This is not the place for that kind of language!

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  • Plesae tell me you are not a gay man.

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