Even though I have several friends who are blonde, I hate blondes, at least in the abstract. I hate what they represent, and I hate the actual hair color. I hate the way they can get away with treating men and still have men chase after them. I hate that they don't even need to say anything intelligent to be desired. The blonde girls I've known have been great friends. Yet deep down, I hate them all and I want to rid the world of blondes (but just the girls).