For anyone willing to listen

Some of you may remember me, others may not, but all you need to know is that I was once posting many confessions on here, regarding my one and only true love at the time- Christopher Walken.

I'm returning here once again to announce that yes, I continue to exist. My love for Walken, however, does not. I will not get into what caused this sudden change of heart, but let me tell you that it was not easy, and after more than a few visits to the therapist and certain medications my love for Walken is simply no longer possible, and I believe that this is the best course of action to take both for my sake and Walken's.

That being said, I feel so incredibly empty now. I had devoted my mind, my body, my life to this incredible man. I feel lost and confused without his guiding light illuminating every corner of my life. I feel... dead. My soul is dead without Walken.

So I have come here with an agenda, confessionpost. I have come here to ask you, no, BEG you for your assistance. I need a new man to fill this massive void in my life, for the sake of my own sanity. Anyone will do. I know that no one can replace what Walken had, but surely there is someone similar enough to get me going again?

Please, Confessionpost. This could be a matter of life and death.

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  • LOL @ Crispin Glover. If the OP doesn't take this advice, I think I might have to start writing obsessive posts about Mr. Glover.

  • How about Wilford Brimley?

  • sorry walken, you're played out. the money's on the dresser and don't let the door smack your ass on the way out. begging assistance in finding my new love. let the games recommence! what was that about a 'copter? oh! there it is! teeheehee

  • please don't leave me

  • The Hoff is pretty mainstream. I suggest Morgan Freeman.

  • How about Hasselhoff?

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