Hear my Goth Roar!
I am tired of my GOTH brothers and sisters being mocked by pathetic little suburbanites!
I am going to use ALL the powers of the Necronomicon to lay a curse on all of you that mock us!
And I didn't just buy the 7.00 one, I bought the collectors edition with my birthday money! Thats 35.00!
You will never understand the darkness of this world, so don't even try!
Live in your little fairy tale world of sunshine and goodness!
And my girlfriend says she'll use her powers too, and she's a real live wiccan!