i want two black women humiliate me, and,..

seriously how can i go about finding one or two black females to tie me up, spank me whip me whip me and make me crawl across the floor to them, spit on me curse me out , then f*** me with a huge strap on ,,,but dont want to have to put an add, out there, or craigslist, etc,.. help me out any ideas?