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The Fence
One day after coming home from college I found that nobody was at home. I then later found out that I left my key at home. So I had to think of way to get inside. I remembered that sometimes either the backdoor or a window around the back is unlocked for some random reason. So I walked around to our fence which is quite tall and it's kind of pointy at the top. Not sharp pointy but just pointy. So I climbed the fence and eventually reached the top. I then got both my legs onto the other side and jumped down. But the only problem is I didn’t actually manage to land on my feet. Now apparently my purple underwear must have been sticking out from the start or my pants slightly slid down from climbing the fence.
Either way I managed to get my underwear caught on the pointy bit of the fence giving me a hanging wedgie. I was unable to unhook myself so I was left dangling there for at least a good two hours until my mum came home with my little sister and brother. My mum came into the back garden and found me there unable to stop herself from laughing (jeez thanks mum). She then got me down and had to carry me inside because I was unable to use my legs properly from hanging for so long plus my ** hurt really badly.
I had some things similar a was go to girlfriends house her parents were away but they had a ring doorbell so I jumped over her neighbours fence to get in her backyard but when I was climbing the fence my jeans had sagged a little and then I jump down my underwear had get caught on top of the fence so I was in a hanging wedgie when my girlfriend came out and seen me she laughed and started pulling my leg in till my underwear ripped and then we went inside and she grabbed a pair of her young brothers Ben 10 boxer briefs to wear for the rest of the day.