Mowing lawn

Ryan was the incoming freshman everyone was looking forward to at the recruitment party. You know the one that is so loyal to the frat that they will do anything to please their brothers. So when asked if he would be willing to mow the lawn for the house he happily obliged. That is until they tackled him and ripped his clothes off revealing some skimpy grey briefs. "Oh we didn't tell you? You have to do in your underwear. Of course most college guys wear boxers so it's not too bad but unfortunately you haven't outgrown the briefs stage just yet. I'm sure after everyone sees you in them you won't be able to escape the nasty wedgies that come with wearing them either. Especially after this."He said signaling the upperclassman to grab his arms and flip him over on his stomach. He then grabbed a permanent marker and on his upper back wrote: "tighty whitie **" then right above his waistband wrote: "wedgie me". He had no idea what they were writing but he knew it was not going to be fun. Especially since he had baseball practice later this afternoon. That is if he can get down from the hanging wedgie that the frat gave him after he mowed which left him hanging from the fence facing the street so everyone that drove by could see him.

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