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Pants and wedgies
First my pants fell down and everyone laughed. Then some kids gave me a wedgie. Then my pants got pulled down in front of a dancing poodle show crowd. Then the poodles gave me a wedgie. Then my pants fell down in church, the pastors wife gave me a wedgie. Then my pants fell down when I was on national tv interviewing Diddy and HE gave me a wedgie. Then my pants fell down while I was writing 50!stories and pants and wedgies and my sister gave me a wedgie.
Yawn….
I dont think I believe the one about the pastors wife, sure it wasnt his sister. happened to me.
Then ants climbed in your pants?
Then you were hung up on a fence?
Then you were tied to a tree?
Then a group of girls pantsed you?
Yeah, the child that keeps posting these thinks they are creative. They are not. Repetition breeds boredom.