College wedgie
Jimmy moved into his dorm room for his freshman year of college. He was so excited for his college experience, leaving behind his reputation at high school were he was he nerd. He was unpacking stuff and his new roommate came in and introduced himself. His roommate was Bryan a big jock. The week went on and Jimmy bent down to pick something up and Bryan saw white fabric exposing out of his sweatpants waistband. Bryan snuck up behind him and grabbed the white fabric and yanked up and legholes shot out too. Bryan yelled loudly “tighties whities no way dude”. Bryan then walked jimmy over to the bed and wrapped the back of his briefs over the post and left him hanging by his briefs. Bryan then grabbed Jimmy’s sweatpants and pulled them completely off him. Bryan then opened the door to the room and propped it open. There room was the first room on the first floor so everyone had to walk past it to get to there room. People would stop by and take pics and laugh at Jimmy. Jimmy sighed and thought this was going to be a long college year.
Nov 2
Stupid story from the moron.