A nerd date

So, back in my sophomore year, there was this girl named Sarah that got transferd from her old school due to her parents getting a new job in our town. She was very nerdy as well, so it made perfect sense that she would become one of the members of our group of losers.

We would become very good friends, almost every night we would play games or just chat on discord. So yea, her and I were very close, even more so then with the other boys in our group, so naturally this drew attention from the cool kids in our school. By that time, she was considerably ''left out'' from the bullying that we would suffer, and what little bullying she did receved was basically limited to people laughing at her back or the cheerleaders throwing an offense or two... I guess maybe because she was a girl or something, idk.

But one day things would be a little diferent for her. On that specific day, we were in our table having lunch and playing DnD when this group of four jocks and four cheerleaders approached.

''Ohh.. look at them, don't you think they make such a cute couple ?''

''I bet they wouldn't know what ** is, even if we actually belive they were dating haha''

Laughed two cheerleaders as the group of athletic kids started to mock us.

after a while enduring the insufferable jocks messing with me and the other nerds, picking up and eating our food and tossing our RPG board on a trash can, one of the cheerleaders looked at us and said that she had an idea. She then called them together and startet to group chat, after that ended, they started to laugh and the jocks ganged up on me while the cheerleaders did the same but with Sarah.

''Alright, since you are ..like.. not man enough to actually call her out on a date, we will help you with this dweeb!''

Laughed one of the jocks. Sarah and I were both bent over the table, and our heads were pressed flat down against the table top

Immediately, I felt a cold breeze on my lower parts, as the jocks holding me, pulled my pants to the ground, exposing my tighty whities to everybody. I couldn't see, but by reading Sarah's facial expressions, it seems that the cheerleaders did the same to her (I would latter find out that she wears granny **, which wasn't exatly hot like the cheerleaders ** tight thongs or boy shorts, but hey, I still prefered to use white briefs for finding them more confortable, instead of the multicolored, stylish and manly boxers that the jocks use.... so I'm definetly not in a position to criticize her poor undies choices, but I digress... ).

At that momment, the jocks picked up our plate of food (spaghetti with tomato sauce), thats when I realised what they were planning...of course, the ''date''... the food couldn't be more stereotyped. My thoughts were interrupted when the back of my undies was pushed back, ''opening it up'', the cheerleaders did the same with Sarah's undies. After that, the boy holding the food plate first stood behind her, and dumped half of the spaghetti into her Granny **. She winced as I can only assume was a natural reaction to the food landing in her underwear as it touched the smooth skin of her bottom. The same jock then moved over to me, and did the same. I yelped a little as the food seeped down into my privates. It was one of the weirdest sensations of my life, but considering this was only the third time I had suffered this type of nerd punishment, it wasn't that bad... the same probably could not have been said about Sarah...

''Messy wedgieeee!!''

Laughed one of the cheerleaders, as the hole cafeteria now was watching on and laughing at the scene, as both Sarah and I were lifted of the ground by our...not so whitey undies...I can not even begin to describe how strange it feels to have food smashed up and forced against your crack, although I will say it significantly eases the pain of a normal bouncing wedgie... so there is that.

After a few minutes of this embarassing treatment, the cheerleaders and jocks started to drag us away from the cafeteria. We were brought to the nearest toilet room.

''So... now that you had your cute little lunch, I think its time for you to kiss each other!''

Laughed a cheerleader

''Only there is a catch, since you are dating a nerd, you must get used to the taste of toilet water first...since thats probably what his lips will be smelling and tasting most of the time hahaha''

Laughed another cheerleader, as the jocks stared dragging me towards the boys toilet room, the cheerleaders continued to hold Sarah at the entrance, waiting for our ''return''.

''Guys please noo.. stop. You had your fun, just let us go...''

I pleaded as the muscular boys know lifted me upside down and carried me over to an nasty grimmy looking toilet bowl, the yellow water and brown streaks in the sides indicated the lack of proper maintenance of the flushing mechanism that affected most of the toilets in our school.

''Shut up nerd, we are helping you getting kissed by a girl, you should be thanking us''

''Yea, actually, go on and thank us for helping you with that''

Said the jocks

''Are you insane ? Im not going to thank you for dunking my head in a..ahhhhwwww aowwww.. thank you thank you thank youuu.. owww.. no no no !!''

SPLASH

''glubglubglub''....

A nasty pull on my undies quicky brough my defiant rambling to an end, as the boys finally proceeded with dunking my face, pushing it to the very bottom of the bowl, making sure my lips touched its insides.

They pulled my head back up, allowing me to spill some toilet water out of my mouth and take a deep breath before dunking me back again, they did this about 3 times before finally been satisfied and bringing me back into the entrance by the hall.

''EWWW... HIS HEAD STINKS !! HAHAHA''

''They are so cute together... not really hahaha''

laughed the cheerleaders as they pushed Sarah's face towards mine, holding it firmly in place, the jocks did the same with me, as our lips touched one another in what was essencially my first kiss from a girl in my life.

''Alright, gym class is about to start and the girls have their training so let wrap it all up''

Said one of the jocks.

We were then brought up to my locker and crammed into it. I mean its not like I was a big guy and Sarah managed to be even smaller and skinnier then me so, incredibly, the jocks and cheeleaders managed to fit us both together inside... with a few extra pushes, shoves and forcing the door so that the padlock could ... well.. lock it.

''HAVE FUN DWEEBS !''

''I hope you enjoyed your date, nerd''

''now its ** time! If you even know what that is hahaha''

As the cool kids laughed and went away, we were left in the dark, damp hot locker. At first we just stood silent, not really knowing what to say to each other. Sarah was the first to break the silence.

''To be honest, it wasn't that bad of a kiss....''

''Uhn..thanks I guess.. I mean...this is not even that bad if you ignore the food in our undies, the wedgie and the hole swirly situation''

I akwardly said, as Sarah laughed a little.

We then waited for friends to call the janitor to get us out (unfortunately I took longer then I expected since they got tossed together in the dumpster by another group of jocks, right after we left for our ''dating'') .

Even tough, despite the horrible situation we found ourselfs into, we actually had a reasonably good time in there, as we chat about games and stuff.

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''So, I really dont have such a bad kiss?''

I said kinda smiling

''Alright, now you should just shut up''

Answered Sarah, as some spaghetti left over from the messy wedgie falled on my feet, (permanently staining my white shoes) as she tried, unsuccessfully, to unpick her wedgied undies out from her **.... I shrugged it off as rookie mistake

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