Brad's embarrassing day at work
Once upon a time in a bustling suburban town, there lived a fifteen-year-old boy named Brad. He was known for his infectious smile and his knack for pushing trolleys at the local grocery store. On a bright Saturday afternoon, Brad donned his loose-fitting shorts for his shift, not knowing that this day would be one for the books.As he began pushing the trolleys up the hill in the bustling car park, Brad noticed a group of teenage girls chatting nearby. They were giggling and pointing at him, though he thought nothing of it at first. Little did he know, they were plotting a playful prank to catch him off guard.As he pushed the heavy load of trolleys, feeling the warmth of the sun on his back, he struggled a bit. The hill was steeper than he remembered, and he was focused on the task at hand, unaware of the mischief brewing behind him. In a moment of distraction, he felt a breeze that was all too familiar—the kind that told him his shorts were slipping. Brad reached down to pull them up, but as luck would have it, the girls sprang into action. They had stealthily approached him and expertly tugged on his shorts just as he bent down. With a gasp and a rush of laughter, the girls had succeeded in yanking his shorts down completely! To his shock, Brad found himself standing in nothing but a pair of bright red “superhero” underwear adorned with cartoon characters.His face turned redder than a tomato as he scrambled to pull his shorts back up, but it was too late. The girls were already laughing uncontrollably, and in an awkward shuffle, Brad headed towards the store, hoping to escape their teasing.Unbeknownst to him, one of the girls had taken his shorts and put them on herself, strutting around with an amused smile. As Brad rolled the final trolley into the store, he was met with a burst of laughter that echoed through the aisles. Confused, he turned to see the girl from earlier walking toward him, wearing his shorts as if it were a fashion statement.“Looks like someone’s been busy today!” she teased, waving his shorts in the air and prompting another wave of laughter from the customers and staff. Brad’s embarrassment intensified as he stood there, realizing he had been completely outsmarted.But rather than sulking, Brad decided to embrace the humor in the situation. With a sheepish grin, he faced the girls who had orchestrated this whole spectacle. “Nice look, but I think I’ll stick to my own style,” he quipped.The girls erupted in laughter, and one of them said, “Hey, you took it like a champ! We were just messing around; you’re pretty cool about it!”From that day on, Brad became somewhat of a local legend. The story of "the trolley boy with the superhero underwear" circulated through the school, earning him both a following and a bit of unexpected fame. Instead of being embarrassed, he turned his misadventure into a funny tale to share with his friends, and he even struck up a friendship with the girls who had playfully pranked him.
Dec 30
Once upon a time there was a grown male who lived in his mother’s basement. He was weird, had no friends, no job, and was a C student in a local community college. All he did in his free time was write stupid, uninteresting stories which he posted online while while playing with his tiny, soft weenie.
No I live in your mums basement