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I knew this family was going to be a problem so i had an elf on standby. After their card declined for a 3rd time for a family photo they said they didnt have a way to pay the low cost of $35. My assistant Elf told them we accept other payment. Thats when Blitzen pulled out a sharpened candy cane and jammed it in the mans stomach, collecting his blood that spilled out. after that i proclamed "Payment complete!" and kicked the man over! he never returned again but we put a tag on his jacket for the elves to have some fun with, after all whats Christmas without a candy cane wedged in your stomach? Merry Christmas! -Mall Santa fml.
Feb 2
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