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Uber Driver Woman

I once took an uber. nice Arab woman with big **. I touched her ** from the rear seat before existing the car.

I had a chance to ** my best friends widow but I couldn't do it

She was from Lima Peru and apparently they ** their husbands friends if their husband dies. I just couldn't bring my self to do it. He was a great guy and I just couldn't do it. I took her to a restaurant instead.

Our gfs and our experiments

My and my friend Jerry date two girls. My gf is very white and very slim. Jerry's gf is black and curvy. We are all in the same class in college. We often spend time together. My parents are often away as they run a consulting business and they are often visiting places where their clients need them. So we are often in our house doing all sorts of... (more)

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60’s

I’m in my 60’s and get hit on constantly by younger women, as well as older women. I never had this much success with women when I was younger and honestly don’t understand it. I’m also married, which makes it extra odd to me.

The cartoon that caused my sexual awakening.

I think most people, especially people who grew up during 2000s, can think of characters from cartoons, games, or whatever, that sparked sexual awakenings. As a kid, I had crushes on characters like Raven from Teen Titans, and Midna from Twilight Princess. There was one cartoon, however, from early on in my childhood that illicit a mix of urges... (more)

Made love in hotel room balcony

My wife has fantasy of having ** in semi-public places. We are married for 12 years and only once we had ** while hiking in wilderness. This Christmas we went to Kona, Hawaii for vacation and our hotel room balcony was beach facing. There was another building... (more)

Caught in wifD. ges **

I've been wearing my wifes ** for many years. In the beginning I hid it from her but now she knows and accept s it.
Not long after we moved in together she had arranged a shopping trip with her mother. While she was out I took advantage of being alone for a few hours and tried on a pair of her... (more)

I have tiny, girly hands and a small **

I'm orange and I'm severely emotionally stunted and I'm a racist piece of ** with tiny, girly hands who overcompensates for it by being obsessed with power and with Hitler. I even have my own cult of illiterate, inbred, hillbilly dumb ** who think I'm... (more)

Pay your bills

I knew this family was going to be a problem so i had an elf on standby. After their card declined for a 3rd time for a family photo they said they didnt have a way to pay the low cost of $35. My assistant Elf told them we accept other payment. Thats when Blitzen pulled out a sharpened candy cane and jammed it in the mans stomach, collecting his... (more)

-the custodian. -Gord aka Jeeves the creepy janitor.

We all know a creepy janitor

Skinny dipping in remote places

The first time me and my best friend did, it was unplanned and sort of random. Normal me and her would just skinny dip at our own homes with family and close friends.
In our teenage years we used to go for walks, ride bikes around the area we lived on our own or with friends.
A group of us in the school summer holidays decided to go and play... (more)

I like women's **

For a long time i've had a very taboo-esk fetish i've never been open to share with anyone. It started with my love for butts; something about a hot woman's thick-rounded posterior always gets me riled up. Because of this, it didn't take long for me to develop a keen admiration to the very 'malodorous matter' they push out of it. As 'far gone' as... (more)

Sharing my ** photos 🤪🇬🇧

The very first time someone got a look at some of my pictures was completely by accident, my husband had just taken some of me i was in our back garden and had been sunbathing in my micro bikini 👙 and there was more of me hanging out than in , he had taken the pictures on an instant camera 📸 and the photos of me were on the kitchen table where... (more)

I have always loved **

When I was young I was a ** sucker and I knew that was who I was. My brothers friend ask me if I went camping with a friend and I woke up with his ** in my mouth would I tell anyone. I said no cause I wouldn't want people to make fun of him and I... (more)

Odd dream about my mom as a gunslinger captured indian territory

I had this strange dream a few days ago...
In the dream my mother (who is in her 40s) was a cowgirl captured by Indians who dragged her towards a wooden pole; while they were preparing to tie her up, some Indians took off her hat, her cartridge belt and even her boots, leaving her barefoot.
At that point these Indian warriors began to pile up... (more)

Admitting my love for her.

Context:
This is a rough draft of what will be in a Valentines day card... To clear the air for context... this person is someone I have admired for a long time and have known for close to 20 years. We never dated but were very close. My past two girlfriends hated her and how close we were as friends (even though that line would not be... (more)

I was a sissy with her wedding day coming soon.

I had been living a lie. I told her that i was a virgin and saving my virginity till after marriage. Also that I do sometimes wear women's clothes and shoes and get great **. I decided to tell her that night so I got out my ** box the things I use to be... (more)

The punk with no manhood

This lummox liked to fight. He was medium height and bowlegged with long arms that reminded me of an orange monkey.
One day he was walking around where young folks were congregating and he just walked around hitting people including one whose front tooth he knocked out. This blow broke his hand.
He was approaching another guy who puled... (more)

Wifes boyfriend gave the full condom to me after they **

I drank that ** right away he also told me that he will get her to let him ** me. I'm hoping I get caught in my stockings and garter belt and bra and ** and wants my (more)

I saw this video about Black children

The video claimed Black kids were stringer and more intelligent than white kids.
They aren't. Black kids get sicker easier and have a tendency to suffer from asthma. Blacks in general tend to suffer from Kidney ailments and heart disease than whites or Asians. Their life span is shorter. This is even among black athletes who eat properly... (more)

My father was an MP during WW2. They shot SS officers often.

My father was at Bastogne when the Germans were defeated. Germans liked the American over coats and they sometimes took them off of dead American soldiers and wore them. Sometimes they had blood on them.
If they were captured wearing these coats they were shot. Its against the Geneva convention law to wear the uniform of the enemy and to... (more)

Woman shoves potato up her passed out husbands **

She was sick of coming home and he was passed out drunk. She took a small potato and shoved it up his ** with a broomstick. He had to have surgery to have it removed.

As I was eating this red neck girls ** she asked me this

You (Marred) Marred means married in red neck. I said no I'm divorced. She said well I was just fixin to say I bet your wife would kill you.

Naked for the neighbors to see

This happened to me years ago. I was 26. I’m 5”6” talll and thin. I have 32c **.
I had just gotten out of the shower and my husband called me to the living room. He was looking out the front door. I asked what he was doing and he said “look at that” I step in front of him to look and as I... (more)

I was video recorded today

I'm a transgender woman preop and today I met a biker who had a thing for public **. When he pulled out his ** it was a massive love gun and if my boyfriend's ** was that big I would be in public... (more)

A life time secret

I am in my 50s now and all my life I have hidden that I am a **. I was raised in a conservative home so I learned that good girls don’t like **.
All my life I thought there was something wrong with me. I (more)

My life changed when I met a girl

I was out walking one day and I came across a young lady. We talked and she asked me if I had a wife. I said no I am a transgender woman preop I do have a boyfriend that I am deeply in love with his name is John. She said that is so wonderful you found love. She asked what I go by. I said I am Lisa. She asked if was a good cook and house... (more)

I'm a grown adult stuck in a child's body + venting of life

Basically I'm at my limit. I'm here because I truly have no one to talk to or share this with. I'm doing my best to stay alive for my cat at the moment. Anyway I'm 20m and like the title says I'm stuck in a child's body. I grew up in an extremely abusive home with a Chinese mother who thought I was the spawn of Satan or some (more)

New Job

Im glad I finally got a job,now I can buy that shotgun from sporting goods and off myself...

I was busy in my studio apt with my **

I was on my back my ** soft and small like usual. My ** was humming nicely as it slid in and out of my ** so deep and then I notice the room next door is a day room for anyone and the above me had two men... (more)

My wife caught me

My wife caught me with my ** ones well as a dress and bra stockings and garter belt high heels and makeup she also saw the pictures of me dressed up but in these with me is naked men with their ** in my mouth and some I wrote on like loved his (more)

Family

Your stupid kid isnt"Autistic" he's a manipulative ** and he learned it from you...autism is just a nice word for it; convenient too.

Anybody here ever ** their school teacher?

When I was 15 I ** my history teacher. She was in her late thirties and overall I'd rather have ** with her than the coeds. She knew what it was down there for and really showed me a good time.

Question for Jewish people

When I was a college freshman I attended a communtiy college. Several of my High School classmates went there also.
One day I was in History class before the Professor got to the class and this casual acuaintance from Hgh School wanted to tell a joke. He asked me if there were any Jews listening and in fact there was. The joke had been... (more)

Family secret

Since I met my wife she has always walked around the house naked. She has a smoking hot body so no complaints here.
It was about 6 months after we married that she confessed her family are nudists. They have never gone naked in public but at home it’s a different story. We were on the way to visit.
My mil and fil are divorced. And my wife... (more)

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