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Meth Slam

Do u slam a meth shot then obsess over family taboo material? What other taboo things u think about, and what about the mothers?

Lunatics in a mental hospital that weren't patients

Back when I saw this decades ago most mental patients were so doped up they presented no problem at all. They just did the thorazine shuffle like nice little weirdos.
The maintenance men were another situation altogether. I walked up on an argument between two managers one of whom pulled a knife on the other man. The guy he pulled the knife... (more)

I Wanna Be in A Wheelchair

I don't like walking. I'd rather be in a big, motorized wheelchair with a harness and a headrest so I can wheel myself around with a joystick, and hear the whirring of the motor. I really really wanna be in a wheelchair.

Trump is going to thrust into your virgin hole!

There's nothing you can do about it! He will pin you down by your shoulders and look you in the eye as he slides inside you! You will have a shuddering ** all over his meat! Enjoy!

Two children claim I stood in their doorway after they were abed

I live on the other side of the house and I would have to walk across the house and walk up the stairs. Both children said I was gone when they turned on the light. They said I was just standing there wide eyed staring at nothing. Spoiler. I never did that but it bothers that both children a brother and sister had the same nightmare.

Our latest trip to **

So my wife and I have visited strip clubs on rare occasions. Sat night (yesterday)was one of them. We tried a new one and she prefers alcohol so we don't go to all **. Seemed like an ok place but not many girls but we're more couples then we would expect. Then we learned why, it was amateur night... (more)

I wish I could pass away like my Grandmother did

As he lay dying she was anxious to get it over with because at age 99 she thought she would be reunited with her brothers and sisters her mother and father her cousins and friends etc. Her older son had died and she was eager to see him in Heaven with Jesus.
At age 77 I'll probably die soon and I have no such faith or feelings. An atheist had... (more)

I attended a bad High School

Too many fights. In the parking lot, on the bus, in the halls of the school itself and going to the boys room was taking your life into your own hands. This is no exaggeration
I heard on the grapevine that there was going to be a fight on the bus between four guys. These guys were not above carrying a knife and knowing these lunatics the way... (more)

Secret freak

My husband and I have been married for 20 years this year and he asked me what I wanted for an anniversary trip, I said I wanted to go to a remote cabin somewhere and just be the two of us, This kinda threw him for a loop because for the last 19 years we always did something wild, It all started when on our wedding night my BFF Nicole who was my... (more)

I dishonored my father

I repeatedly told my father he’s an idiot and I don’t care if he moves out of my place and I’m having a very difficult time forgiving him. God please help me to forgive him, let all of my anger and everything go. I pray that his dog makes a full recovery from his injuries and that my dad forgives me and that you smooth things over and that my dad... (more)

Surprise from new boss

I was cleaning out the freezer cool room at work.I was bent over grabbing stuff which had fallen behind the shelves when I feel a hand on my bottom.I just kept cleaning and I feel a second handed reaching around both hands are now undoing my belt and fly of my shorts down pulling them down I turn around and it's my new female boss.She says keep... (more)

Black woman receives the wrong sperm for a sperm bank in Sweden

She was told the donor was a college professor from Zaire but there was a mix up and she actually got the sperm of a red haired blue eyed German college professor. The baby was yellow with green eyes. She took the baby home and I hope every things OK.

Olivers Wedgie Game

Once upon a time, in the small town of Brooksville, there lived a rather peculiar young man named Oliver. He was known for his adventurous and eccentric nature, always seeking out new experiences. One sunny afternoon, Oliver stumbled upon a group of girls who were deep in conversation, their laughter filling the air. Intrigued by their lively... (more)

Popular Couple Gets Wedgie

Once upon a time, in the bustling halls of Crestwood College, there were two individuals named Madison and Ryan. Madison was a popular cheerleader known for her stunning moves and charismatic personality, while Ryan was a talented football player, celebrated for his athletic prowess. Unfortunately, they both harbored a dark secret—they often used... (more)

I did time for theft by taking in a county jail. I was there fiv

I had what you call good charges and I didn't lie because inmates can and will get your arrest papers. Mine were fine but one guys papers were not good worth a **.
I was not familiar with ** ** but I... (more)

Teaching a boy a leason

In high school there was a few boys who would always cat call me whenever I walked by. But there was this one punk who once smacked my @ss when I was walking by the hallway and said "** @ss N!gra!" (it was a bet amongst him and his basket ball teamates) I was f×cking infuriated! So one day (I got a... (more)

Kwazy cupcakes

This is getting insane ... wth. oh well, problem fixed, now what?!! what is nexxxxxxxt. :) Next time people should be direct... then they tell me I lack communication?!!! herherhehrehr. I spent a lot on it ... then ** gone?! I was not able to use it wth. I should have gone but the time is... (more)

Got into into accident

We were riding a motorcycle and it kinda hit us good thing that it was not THAAT BAD. got a few scratches but its fine ...

The bigger picture

People won't be able to see things clearly people won't see the good in the plan if they will not be included in it... people will revolt against the government if it's like that ... based on what I seen on posts...

Father figure

I want someone to become a father figure to me. Once we get to know each other properly, hopefully we’ll ** each other after I’ll tell him I love him a lot more than I ever loved my dad.

Christmas fun

My wife thinks I was at the football instead of helping her with Christmas shopping. I was actually round my secretary’s house having the most amazing **.

Mother inlaw and I (4)

So at this point Im definitely attracted to her an not hiding it but also trying to be respectful.
At times she looks at me like she’s thinking the same thing. Other times she wants nothing to do with me.
The other day when she visited a I had a slight **.
She was sitting at the dining table... (more)

Is this normal

I thought this was normal until I heard about my cousin’s schools. Most people at school have like 6-8 class periods but mine has like 16 periods. We also have so many weird schedules. We have Schedule A which is all classes, Schedule B is odd classes only, schedule C is even classes only, Schedule D is Homeroom day schedule, Schedule E is house... (more)

The day I disrupted a Baptist chat

This Baptist minister in a chat room was preaching and encouraging his followers to read the bible. I decided to have some fun and said they should also read the Book of Mormon. The Minister said oh no they shouldn't they should avoid the Mormon cult. I replied that Joseph Smith was currently a creator God making his own planets. This caused a... (more)

Getting fired for not being worth a **

After I got fired from a company that had lots of great benefits I had a long drive home. It sucked because I had only been there six weeks and I thought I was finally learning the job. Not so said the woman in HR. This is the first time I ever heard of a peson getting fired when the soon to be ex employee didn't see it coming.
I told my... (more)

Couple swap

Earlier this year me and my wife swapped with another couple we know.
It all started when I confessed to my wife that I was curious to how it would be to sleep with another women as I’d only ever been with her. My wife, who I met on online dating, had slept with a few men before me so this was something we didn’t share in regards to our... (more)

Dutch Guy Rutger & girly clothes

My name is Rutger Vel and I am a dutch guy who somehow loves women stuff. Dresses, styles and make up interest me a lot. I have borrowed so many clothes from my sister and roommate in the past and they are not even aware. I put on those clothes and i made pictures of myself. I use these pictures often on twitter in secret to get attention from... (more)

The day my angry mother got even angrier

I was in my room using the bathroom when mother started calling me. I didn't answer because where I was at meant that I would have to yell to answer her. She got mad and said JOHNNY WHERE ARE YOU? I answered just as loud MOTHER I AM TAKING A **. This got her much angrier but I laughed in her face... (more)

I graduated college with a very low C interspliced with a few D's

My sister makes about half my salary and she was an all A with a few B's student.

Jordanna and Tyler are pregnant with baby #4

So today Jordanna announced that she and Tyler are pregnant with baby #4. I can’t believe it. I remember when they were pregnant with their second child and third child too. When Jordanna and Tyler were pregnant with their 3rd child, their daughter venus that was so unexpected and now he and she are pregnant with their 4th and final baby

I like having a full bush

I'm a woman and I can promise you that Ive got bigger ** the most men I come across. I'm pretty macho for a girl, and because of this, I take ride in having a furry v@gina. I own the hair on my ** as if it were my (more)

I fell in love with my student, and just recently found out she’s

Teaching has always been my passion, the reason I get up every morning with purpose. It's about shaping futures, inspiring minds, and watching students grow into their best selves. However, this year brought with it an unexpected twist in my professional life, one that has left me grappling with emotions and ethical boundaries I never thought I'd... (more)

Neighbor

My neighbors wife left town to see her parents. My wife and I invited him over for dinner. After dinner, we retired to the livingroom for nightcap and smoking a joint. We eventually got giddy, and somehow got involved in daring each other. I dared my wife to ** his (more)

New underwear

My husband's grandmother gets everyone socks and underwear every year at the family get together. She gets everyone briefs. It's awkward and funny. This year she got me all white hanes in a size too big. I made my husband try on the briefs he got when we got home and something clicked and I had to have him. I don't like how they look but I can't... (more)

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