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Yeah I am a man and I learned a trick a few years ago that would ** my landlord over after he refused to pay me my security deposit. I cut the strings off the extra big tampons and shoved them in your gas tank. Yeah it was me who did it. I was the one that cost you over a grand after you did not want to pay me $500 and I would do it again.
Going to a concert my wife had on a regular dress and as always with no **. That morning and afternoon of the concert I f***** her and as always she left it wet and dripping down her leg. So right before leaving for the concert she changes into what was called a "T-shirt dress". Basically like a T-shirt it just about covered her ** and hairy p****. Then she bent over and I f***** her. Then she took a pee standing up, Then she went in my desk and got a girlie book and jerked off on the floor to the book. After she had an o***** and right before we went left she bent over and I f***** her again, and she was so wet and open I just put it in between her legs and it slipped in easily until I came in her again. Never did she wipe her p**** and then we went to a fast food place as we didn't have time for a restaurant and she was dripping everywhere. At the concert and in the 1st row she opened her legs wide and flashed the musicians. Then on the way home I had to stop on a side street and took her outside of the car, bent her over and shot one more load in her. That was the sluttiest she ever was.
My wife would wear nylon shorts with no underwear and wear them like that for like 3 days straight. Right before she went to a store I would always f*** her from behind by just pulling the shorts aside, which was easy as the c*** would be mostly hanging out of them anyway, and she never dried her p****, so all the c** would drip into the ** or down her legs when she went out. By the 3rd day they were not covering her hairy c*** at all as they stayed stained and smelly and were stuck up in her c*** instead of covering it. She would go to the store like that and loved when she bent over and someone would see it all from behind.
My wife also came to our office and I could smell her scent more than normal. She never wears ** but this day she had her usual mini skirt but she had her period so she had a tampon in her. Her c*** hairs sometimes show if the skirt is really short, but the tampon string was also showing and her usual c*** smell was a bit more powerful. I told her she shouldn't walk around in public like that, but she did it anyway.
My wife came to our office and I could smell her scent more than normal. She never wears ** but this day she had her usual mini skirt but she had her period so she had a tampon in her. Her c*** hairs sometimes show if the skirt is really short, but the tampon string was also showing and her usual c*** smell was a bit more powerful. I told her she shouldn't walk around in public like that, but she did it anyway.
My wife has an open p**** with stretched p**** lips and when she bends over with her short skirts in public everyone sees inside of her. She is always wet as she wants me to f*** her before she goes out. We had a business and before she went to the bank she would j*** off to a girlie book, then pee, then have me f*** her a second time, and then go out without wiping herself.
My wife played tennis without ** after I f***** her twice and she didn't wipe her c***. She also loves going shopping with short skirts and no ** after I f*** her, she pees, she jerks off, and I f*** her again. She never wipes her p**** and as she walked out to go shopping one time her c*** was making squishing noises and she still just walked out. All her skirts are so short that she leaves wet spots on seats , but others that are a bit longer all have c** stains on them. Even dresses. She wore a black dress to a Christmas party a few times and the entire inside is full of c** stains. Even the inside of her fur coat is full of stains. She loves it all.
I had a plumber mate that used to be called to this ** place on a monthly basis for a blocked loo. He repeatedly told her not to flush tampons down the loo. The last time he fixed it, she refused to pay him so he hung all the tampons he fished out of her pipe on her washing line for all the neighbours to see. LOL gotta love the many uses tampons have :)
I had a boss once who failed to pay me my over time at work so i stole his tax disc out of his car and threw it down a drain ..He had to go and get a replacement.
Uh.... or you could have been an adult and taken him/her to small claims court.
Did you take pictures and document the state of the place before renting? Did you deserve your deposit back? If so... you would have won in small claims court. If not, then you didn't deserve your deposit, and your landlord was in the right.
This type of retalliation is childish.
Inventive. Maple syrup next time?
Does it work?
I put two boxes worth of them his Tacoma one night. It took me about 20 min to get them all in there.