I peed my pants
I went camping with my boyfriend one week. I drank 1/2 a bottle of vodka one night, passed out in the tent on top of my sleeping bag and woke up at about 4 am to find that I had peed my pants. My crotch was soaked and so was the sleeping bag under me. I changed, let my pants outside to dry and went back to sleep. In the morning, the pants were still wet, and i told my boyfriend I had spilled water on myself at night. Thankfully is was freezing cold outside and the pee was diluted with so much vodka that there was no smell.