I felt up my neighbor's wife at their Super Bowl party

I have never been attracted to the neighbor lady but had too much to drink at their Super Bowl party. I was heading to the bathroom as we passed in the hall. She asked my if I was having fun. I said yes and she said my wife seemed uncomfortable. I said she didn't like football much. She leaned in and whispered in my ear "I like looking at the players butts." My hands went up her shirt and I cupped her b******. She said "well, well, well," smiled and walked away.

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  • Dude, what are you waiting for. She wants you man. You need to go over there and get all up in that p****. F*** her like there's no tomorrow.

  • I'm so sick of people saying they had too much to drink; if you did you wouldn't have remembered it. You should keep your hands where they belong.

  • What, you jealous because he didn't feel you up? Pull that stick out of your ass. Both of them liked it and it had nothing to do with you. So sit down, shut up, and make no more stupid comments to anyone.

  • Another Warning about Immoral Women
    1Follow my advice, my son;

    4Love wisdom like a sister;
    make insight a beloved member of your family.
    5Let them protect you from an affair with an immoral woman,
    from listening to the flattery of a promiscuous woman.
    6While I was at the window of my house,
    looking through the curtain,
    7I saw some naive young men,
    and one in particular who lacked common sense.
    8He was crossing the street near the house of an immoral woman,
    strolling down the path by her house.
    9It was at twilight, in the evening,
    as deep darkness fell.
    10The woman approached him,
    seductively dressed and sly of heart.
    11She was the brash, rebellious type,
    never content to stay at home.
    12She is often in the streets and markets,
    soliciting at every corner.
    13She threw her arms around him and kissed him,
    and with a brazen look she said,
    14“I’ve just made my peace offerings
    and fulfilled my vows.
    15You’re the one I was looking for!
    I came out to find you, and here you are!
    16My bed is spread with beautiful blankets,
    with colored sheets of Egyptian linen.
    17I’ve perfumed my bed
    with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.
    18Come, let’s drink our fill of love until morning.
    Let’s enjoy each other’s caresses,
    19for my husband is not home.
    He’s away on a long trip.
    20He has taken a wallet full of money with him
    and won’t return until later this month.”
    21So she seduced him with her pretty speech
    and enticed him with her flattery.
    22He followed her at once,
    like an ox going to the slaughter.
    He was like a stag caught in a trap,
    23awaiting the arrow that would pierce its heart.
    He was like a bird flying into a snare,
    little knowing it would cost him his life.
    24So listen to me, my sons,
    and pay attention to my words.
    25Don’t let your hearts stray away toward her.
    Don’t wander down her wayward path.
    26For she has been the ruin of many;
    many men have been her victims.
    27Her house is the road to the grave.
    Her bedroom is the den of death.

  • Pretend it never happened and move on. Take that to your grave. We all make mistakes, at least you were intoxicated so you can blame some on alcohol but you should respect your marriage and your neighbors.

  • That's funny well well well - lol

  • At least get a little head. She will definately give it up.

  • Dude she probably knew you had too much to drink and was trying to just pass it off with humor. You start s******* in your own neighborhood you may have to move...

  • Go ahead and f*** her

  • You are h**** and she is a w****- take advantage of it.

  • Your an a****** and shes a s***, you dont love your wife and shes not friend to your wife. I hope you both get the s*** kicked out of you and divorced.

  • Stay away from her she is a homewrecker and you won't have a home if you cheat!

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