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I bet you think you're such a good writer and have a natural talent for words and structure. I think I can revise you're OP into a way that fits your true colors. "I'm full of myself, I click 'philosophy' when StumbleUpon asks for my interests, I wish I was cool enough to know a single C-list actor. But MOSTLY (correct spelling), I'm kinda annoying."

I forgot to add in the 2nd to last line in response to your "im a stoner" and i came up with this quick revision: "I want to be unique so badly, sadly all i can do is smoke shwag"