Oh boy

I live in th UK. My mum often jacks me off or blows me when I'm driving at night. Sometimes, I pull into a layby and ** her on the backseat of my car.

Parents are smarter then you give them credit for. They know.

"I jacked off during a road trip with my mom and sister in the car. Very ** when your family is right there" - dude that's really unusual and somewhat disturbing

Omg, when I read this I almost died laughing! im sorry..this just made my whole day!

i did that on a bus....and I'm a girl. x)

WOw, thats all I can say...... Spankin it in the car with your family.... What the **?? Dont get me wrong, I am down to try new **, and I know ** in risky places is very exciting. But beating your meat with the family right there, thats borderline psychotic IMO.Do that ** when u are alone, or another willing participant..... Not in the car with the fam buddy.....

I did almost the same thing once on a family vacation. I was 15, ** as ** in the backseat. I had one of those oversized Time-Life ** books in front of my ** to hide it. My sis was asleep on my left shoulder. I faked coughing to get spit in my hand, and i rolled down the window so the wind hid the noise of me spanking it. When I came, I faked a sneeze and asked mom for Kleenex.

Wow that is really smart

i did that my first time 2 weks ago from the trip im on right now and yes it is very ** witch is why i wore my head set.

i ** in my baby sisters bedroom when she is sleeping. sall good brotha, sall good. i ** on her stuffed animals all the times.

** on your baby sisters **

I have to ** off, my girlfriend has a ** troll named pillow-pants.

Ha clerks 2 FTW

Sometimes you gotta' ** off, knowhatImsaying? *toke* *toke*

I feel your pain bro, the urge to beat off has no sense of convenience, sometimes I'd like to wake up and just *BREATHE!*, smell the air and smile at my folks! Top-o-the-morning to ya'! Tip my hat and skip to class. But no, I wake up with an ** thats been charging like a cellphone battery all night and if I don't ex-or-cise the demons they will eventually manifest in the form of mindless aggression that would lead to me beating the ** out the vending machine at school. Last time I head-butted it and then apologized to it afterward. Just from talking about it I now have to leave this site. Its spermicide genocide, I've massacred more potential futures than Stalin, Hitler and Genghis Kahn combined... In one sitting.

Pour a little ** for my homies who aint here. *GLOOP!~GLOOP!*

how do u explain the ** in the car?

Go on son, thats ****in' epic!

i couldnt do this... ok? my ** is like 89 inches long and wouldn't fit in my family's expedition. too long.

haha im a girl and i did the exact same thing with a blanket and everything but girls are lucky cuz its not as noticable if youre quiet