Honor Thy Parents
I'm so friggin tired of my parents telling me what a freakin loser i am!!
I work too much. I have too many bills. I'm sending my kids to the wrong school. I'm too h****** my kids. I don't spend enough time with my kids. I'm lazy. I'm not smart enough. I change jobs too often. I don't cook healthy meals. I married the wrong guy. I live in a bad neighborhood.
Like they did such a brilliant job of raising us!!!!!!!!