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I lied to God
I just lied to my dad and then he pulled out the, "If god is your witness tell me the truth", card and i still lied and said i wasnt lying.... dang such a dumb move...=[
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Your father has no authority to invoke god. Thats like your mother sending you to h*** for not taking out the trash.
i think you're safe, seeing as god doesn't exist, you know?
As if you would know.
Next time, say "Dad, I'll tell you the truth if you tell me TRUTHFULLY how often you m*********." That will shut him up.