Using you for one thing

I love you. I do. I can't wait to marry you. But I hope you don't have a change of heart. Especially since I need your insurance to have my gastric bypass surgery.

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  • Surgery, the only way to be thin...

  • I hope your gastric bypass surgery goes all wrong at the table and forever you undeserving user.HOW SELFISH?

  • Don't worry fatty, he probably doesn't have any other options.

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