I feel it.
I felt a p*** in my butt and I was in Church so I was heading up to get communion and I sharted all in my pants. I smelled like fart winky and some p*** fell on the nuns shoe and she slapped me with a rooler forcing me to p*** in my pants more. SPLART!!! was the sound it made. I couldn't help but laugh so I ran out of Church pooing and laughing at the same time. Emily, the nun, chased me to my car but I got in it, almost ran her over, and drove away.