I have this highty-tighty, "I'm too good for you" (you all know the type) female colleague. She does look very good, but if only her personality would match :(
Anyway, I'm here way before the rest and some mornings take her water bottle (it has the type of cap you suck the water from) and rub my c*** all over it.
Happy sucking b****. I just know I'm going to be rubbing it up and down my ass sometime soon, just carry on he way you are!