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Inventive new ways to wake up 101
Don't throw out your old mobile phone! If it has an alarm system on it with a ** that goes off at the same time as well and you can set it to silent or else replace the alarm with an empty voice recording... then wrap it in a plastic lunchbag, set it for when you want to wake up, put it between your legs (obviously must be female to pull this off succesfully) and enjoy!
Why waste money? ;D
Hey dumbass this is called CONFESSIONPOST for a reason, next time post an actual CONFESSION...