I miss it
This is kind of embarrassing. I used to have s** with the family dog. It started out as dry humping, eventually progressed to full intercourse, and finally it figured out how to knot me. I loved it. This went on for years. No one ever found out. It quickly became one of those crazy-hump-anything-that-moves dogs. People just thought we had a h**** dog. lol I really miss it.