My favorite words to hear

These are my favorite words to hear from my wife: "Hand me the Kleenex, I've got a mouthful of c** ". And these are my favorite words from my mistress: "Rip these clothes off me, tie me to the bed, and f*** the living daylights out of me". And my luckiest weeks are when I hear them both in the same week! Sometimes it's complicated keeping them both happy, but it is worth it!!

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  • You're a disgusting pig. Seriously though, you can't be satisfied with your wife so you go cheat on her? You might as well be single. Stupid ass... I'm 17 and I'm pretty damn sure I'm a h*** lot more respectful than you. I hope you catch aids and die from it. And btw, I hope you have no kids because if you do and you're doing some shady s*** behind their mom's back you won't believe how much they will come to hate you later on, pig.

  • I've had my wife and both mistresses within a 24-hour period a good couple of times, got-to-keep-them-happy. Normally they can't talk after I c**.

  • btw Hi ya David how did I taste last Monday?

  • WOW she says the same s*** to me!

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