Got Even With My Wife For Leaving Me
My wife left me because she said I was lazy and never tried to better myself. She has a bigshot job and said I was an embarrassment to her when her friends with professional jobs visited her. I work as a short order cook in a small restaurant. I do not make a lot of money and I like what I do.
My wife didn't like me partying with my friends on the weekends and coming home a little drunk. I invited her to come with me but she doesn't like my blue collar friends I grew up with and the bars we drink in. She likes the s***** people who drink fancy wines and talk about crap like art. She said the only thing we had in common was wild s**. I said that's a problem? She said it wasn't enough.
She left me three weeks ago and wouldn't come back to me when I got on my knees and begged her to come home. I went nuts after that and had to get even with her to keep the men in the white coats from taking me to the funny farm. So today after a few beers I mailed pictures of my wife naked to the people she works with and to all her s***** friends. I felt better after I did that. I'm over that b****.