Strange fetish

I have a weird confession to make. I like to m********* onto BOILED HAM. It all started when i was a teenager reading a dirty book where they described her v***** as being like two slices of boiled ham rolled up. This image stuck in my mind. I suppose it's because ham is pink and wet like a v*****. I've never dared ask any of my female acquaintances to w*** me off onto boiled ham as they'd probably think i was mad or something.

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  • I did that to my gf. Took her ham out the refridgerator and c** between the slices. She's been eating my juice all week and doesn't even know it.

  • Ys, this is a very strange confession, i had never heard of anything like this ever.

  • Iagree it's weird, but it's harmless. You're not hurting anyone. If you get into a relationship with a girl and she loves you, she'd probably be willing to assist you. I wouldn't go broaching it with female "acquaintances" though. In the meantime, you can enjoy your ham on your own.

  • Tanks for advice. The woman i'm with does love me but i'm still too nervous to approach the subject. Ha well.

  • EMOLOVER143. Thanks for your comment and support. You've turned me on no end.

  • Well....i think its a bit weird but...hot. sooo i wouldnt have a problem.

  • Thanks for your comment and support. You've turned me on no end.

  • What do you girls think of my confession? What kind of answer would i get if i asked a girl to w*** me off onto boiled ham? Is there anybody else with the same kink?

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