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Strange fetish
I have a weird confession to make. I like to ** onto BOILED HAM. It all started when i was a teenager reading a dirty book where they described her ** as being like two slices of boiled ham rolled up. This image stuck in my mind. I suppose it's because ham is pink and wet like a **. I've never dared ask any of my female acquaintances to ** me off onto boiled ham as they'd probably think i was mad or something.
I did that to my gf. Took her ham out the refridgerator and ** between the slices. She's been eating my juice all week and doesn't even know it.
Ys, this is a very strange confession, i had never heard of anything like this ever.
Iagree it's weird, but it's harmless. You're not hurting anyone. If you get into a relationship with a girl and she loves you, she'd probably be willing to assist you. I wouldn't go broaching it with female "acquaintances" though. In the meantime, you can enjoy your ham on your own.
Tanks for advice. The woman i'm with does love me but i'm still too nervous to approach the subject. Ha well.
EMOLOVER143. Thanks for your comment and support. You've turned me on no end.
Well....i think its a bit weird but...hot. sooo i wouldnt have a problem.
Thanks for your comment and support. You've turned me on no end.
What do you girls think of my confession? What kind of answer would i get if i asked a girl to ** me off onto boiled ham? Is there anybody else with the same kink?
I sawd a moovy once abt a dude who poked a warm apple pie. hrrrr, me want do dat wit u. hrrrrr