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STRANGE FETISH
I have a strange fetish. I like to ** onto slices of BOILED HAM. It all started when i was a teenager reading a dirty book where it described her ** as two slices of boiled ham rolled up. This has stuck in my mind ever since. I suppose it's because boiled ham is pink and wet like a **. I've never dared ask any of my lady friends to ** me off onto ham because i'm scared of what they might think but i wish someone would. What do you folks think about this and is there anybody else got the same fetish.?? Thanks for reading.
Large cukecumbers work pretty good too.
I love that **! I work in a restaurant and I'm dropped a load in the mayo when a ** has ordered a ham sandwich. I've done this about 30 times and it still gives me a woody every time I think about it.
Jeffrey Dahmer, is that you?
Who's he
First off, I am not judging you.
Second, Masturbating is not good. It's actually really bad and can mess things up for you when you get married. So it's story time, kay? : There's this guy, my parents know, and he used to ** all the time, and when he got married his wife couldn't please him the way that he could please himself. He actually thought his hand was '**'. Are you hearing this? Look at your hand right now. . . is that '**' to you?? Now maybe you'll get to the point were you think that boiled ham is '**' or whatever. This has the ability to mess things up for you when you get married. I will be very hard to stop. . trust me. I used to ** and it took a lot of will power to stop. If you can't stop by yourself, get an accountability partner to hold you accountable.
I hope things work out for you bro.
I've been married 30 years. I still enjoy masturbating though
U r screwed up pretty bad
Don't make me make you eat one of my ham sandwiches.