I hate all of you!
Not to the point of sending you to h***, but you, customer #37, make me SICK! Your idiocy knows no bounds! THE BATTERIES ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU STOP ASKING ME!
And to you, customer Sunday #1, I JUST OPENED THE F****** STORE I CAN'T GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS CASH BACK! THEIRS ONLY 30 IN THE ENTIRE DRAWER!
Oh ho ho, I didn't forget you Customer with raven black hair, next time you try to "forget" to pay, I swear to someone I'm going to strangle you. After 4 times WE KNOW YOUR A THIEF!
And to you people who use checks, STOP IT. I SEE THE DAMN DEBIT CARD IN YOUR WALLET! Checks take a minimum of 3min to clear, and that doesn't count for your stupidity. When I saw get our your drivers ID, GET OUT THE F****** CARD, don't look at me like a dumbass just f****** do it! You hold up the whole f****** line and people get p***** at ME for it.
Also, old people, IT'S NOT THAT F****** HARD TO USE THE CREDIT CARD READER, 1 FOR YES, 3 FOR NO, WHAT THE F***!
But some people are ok....
To the couple that brings in that friendly dog, thank you for letting me pet him.
And to that hot asain chick with the accent, god, you look good.
Of course, I've never say this aloud, despite the moments I get super p***** and swallow it, I like my co-workers and this job, just hate the populace.