I Am Going To Become A Nun

I am so sick and tired of a****** men I am going to be a nun. F*** all those a*******. I am going to be a nun and live in a nuns place where I will not have to see or deal with any of those shitheads any f***** more. I am serious. I am not just saying this. Tomorrow I am going to find out where you sign up and it's f*** you to all those a******* when I sign the papers and put on my nun clothes and say goodbye to all mens stupid s***.

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  • I use to work at a convent for nuns they are mostly old ugly woman

  • Be a lesbian instead.

  • Nuns have to be virgins and with the way your talking about guys... I'd put my bet on me becoming a nun before you do and I'm male...

  • Your wrong they take you as long as your kids are grown and your not married , I know because a nun told me . There is a shortage of sister so they have widen the rules . But swearing is out of the question .

  • You become a nun because it is what you want to do, not because you are trying to avoid something else. Life and relationships are hard. I have had plenty of crap from women who have messed my head up but hope (perhaps foolishly) that one day I will find someone nice.

  • The nearest mirror will show you the problem ...

  • Forget about it. Become a flight attendant instead. More money and freedom and you don't have to pretend to be a freakin saint and take all that Catholic guff. You are better than that!

  • Actually kind of funny.

  • Why don't you ask Jesus Christ into your life? Ask Him to forgive you for all your sins, and to baptize you in the Holy Spirit. Then He will give you the grace to forgive those who have wronged you, and enable you to get on with your life!
    He will also comfort you and guide you! God bless you, and good luck to you!

  • Nuns don't cuss either.......

  • No ,,, but I have seen them smoke same as a priest !

  • Exactly. She will never make it with that potty mouth.

    Sister Bertha, S.C.H.

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