When I was doing my makeup last night

When I was doing my makeup last night, I poked myself in the eye with my Sharpie. My poor eyebrows are messed up now! Well, I guess no buttsex at the club tonight, dammit.

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  • Did you try fixing it with Liquid Paper?

  • Oh I get it you are a man! Some advice-sharpies are not make up, they're not even in the same aisle.

  • why dont you just not do that?

  • Hey man I'm sure you'll still get what you want

  • Drag queens love buttsex and makeup

  • Find a seedier and darker bar. More clevage and no panties should score you something. Use 2 condoms at least!

  • what the f*** are you doign with a sharpie do u fucken use that to draw on ur eyebrows? try eye liner r*****

  • what the f*** are you doign with a sharpie do u fucken use that to draw on ur eyebrows? try ye liner r*****

  • hate it whent that happens

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