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2013, and the new year starts with 5 men
In an hour I'm leaving for a New Years party. There will be two of my exes, a man I made out with last night, two men that I went on one date with and have since phased out, and another one that I told I wanted to hook up with. None of them know about each other and I'm practically in love with at least two :(
So . . . . did you ** all five of them??? Auld Lang Syne, indeed!
God, what a nasty ** you've become. I remember when you were a nice young girl. Now look at you: you're just a dirty **. You're poor parents would be ashamed of you. AND THEY WOULD DISOWN YOU! You know I'm right, you filthy tramp.
Why, oh why can't I find a woman like you?
Too hot to handle.
It would be soooooooooo easy to fall completely in LOVE with you!!!
You're exactly the kind of girl I want to marry!!
You do sound hot. What are you wearing?
A pink string bikini.
**! I would do anything to get with you! You are one of the hottest women in history!
Of course you would. Any man in his right mind would. Eat your heart out, Baby, lol.
FAKE
REAL
Jesus, you are one hot piece! And I wish I was one of the men you're involved with!! **!!!!!
Of course you wish you were one of those men, but, you aren't. Eat your heart out, my little groupie.
Love your attitude. Love your hotness. Love your aggressiveness. Wow! You are really incredible!!!! GOOD LUCK!!!
Flattery will get you nowhere. Kiss my feet, O blubbering groupie.
I would totally LOVE to kiss your feet. And anything else you offer.