I Hate Chinese People
No matter where I go or what I do, I am surrounded by Chinese people who are doing stupid things and are acting like retards. Every time I see Asians standing in the middle of the road taking pictures or doing whatever Asian people do, I secretly wish I was the one driving the car that almost ran them over, because I WOULD run them over.
They are all small enough that I could probably run down the whole family in one go. Too bad I don't like Chinese food.