You took too long
Hey old Roomie!!
Remember when I was sick with the flu, and couldn't move for 3 days? and I had to run in and out of the bathroom every 5 minutes. And you decided to take a not 1.. or 2.. but 3 hour shower with me begging you to get out so I can use the bathroom?
WELL... After almost passing out from pain, I took a #2 in my office trashcan and I tied it up in a baggie and threw it away in the garage right next to your car, kept the lid open and rolled down your windows.
"did something die in the garage?" you ask?
its the 2nd time that's happened.
We aren't roomies anymore.