Caught by my uncle
A few years back when I was 19, and yeah, a guy, I was at my uncles farm helping with the field work one weekend. I had done this for several years, and it wasn't the first time I did what I got caught doing. I had gotten screwed by his ** dog several times, as well as let some of his boar hogs breed me. That is what he caught me getting that day, it was an older spotted poulan china boar, he was quite a bit bigger than I was when on all fours. He had just about filled me with his ** when unk walked around the corner and caught me. He stood and watched till the boar got off, then he said, well, by the puddle of his ** on the ground, I'd say you're as bred as any sow he's ever been on. Then, well, If you're satisified with what he done, hop on that 4020 jd and start disking that far south field, and don't worry, I won't tell. I never did hear that he did, but I still remember that day, and it still embarrasses me.
** the neighbors pony and some female goats. Goat ** is pretty good.