Had lunch and a BJ at a bar today.
We quit work early due ot heat, so I had lunch with a friend. At a country bar that serves very good food, we had a good time. Waitress was very old and the place cleared out around 130. We had two beers each and just talked. She ask if she could get me anything else? nothing I am comfortable asking for. Ask me anything honey, anything. I said that's ok, She ask if it was s** of some kind? I said yes, of some kind. A b*******? you want a b*******? You hit it, that's what I was thinking. Would be the perfect ending of a long lunch and two cold beers. She walked to a women at the end of the bar. She looked at me and waved me over. Come with me, I will take care of you. She took me in the womens room, in the stall and sat on the toilet. She unzipped and pulled it out. She got right to me, no play around. She finished me off, toilet paper and wiped me down. Put it away. I ask how much I owned her, she was insulted. I did that as a favor to my friend. I am not a h*****. Does your friend want one?
I said yes, she said send him in. He got him and we left. I tipped the bar tender and ordered three drinks for the kind sucker.