My girlfriend's mother walked into the

My girlfriend's mother walked into the bathroom right after I got out of the shower. At that moment, I was just standing naked in front of the mirror. Contrary to a typical, immediate reaction, I stood there without bothering to cover up. She apologetically and nervously closed the door behind her.

I liked it. And, I didn't bother to lock the door.

Two minutes later, my girlfriend walked in with the same situation.

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  • Shrinkage is fine. Its chronic shrinkage that gets me. I'm cold often. And so its been shriveled for months on end.

    I have a friend who lives in an apartment. They can't control the heat there so its always hot. A long time ago we compaired and were pretty much the same size.. a little longer for him.

    Now after a few years, I've owned a house and therefore, the heating bills. So we try to keep the heat down so we don't go broke. Chronic shrinkage. Where as my friends is certainly not showing the same predicament. I have to say I'm a bit jelous.

    Damn shrinkage.

    But, even with how it is, the s** life is doing just fine.

  • Um. It was cold. There was shrinkage.

    But, you're right. I wondered what must have gone through her mind during those 2 seconds. I wondered if her mom thought weird s*** like if I was big enough to please her daughter. I wonder if she thought I was big enough to please her too!


  • I could hear your girlfriend and her mom after that:

    Mom: The h***? What do you do with that thing? Its smaller than that fake plastic pencil in the Operation games!

    Girlfriend: Mostly laugh at it when he's not around.

  • Well, is her mom hot?

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