I feel like I should have been born

I feel like I should have been born black.

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  • i'm black, skin color doesn't define who you are, but it does make people judge who you are. you don't wanna be black u idiot... if ur white, you're lucky, you pretty much rule the world, stop whinning

  • I'm a
    Colored spade
    A n*****
    A black n*****
    A jungle bunny
    Jigaboo c***
    Pickaninny mau mau

    Uncle Tom
    Aunt Jemima
    Little Black Sambo

    Cotton pickin'
    Swamp guinea
    Junk man
    Shoeshine boy

    Elevator operator
    Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart
    Slave voodoo
    Ubangi lipped

    Flat nose
    Tap dancin'
    Resident of Harlem

    And president of
    The United States of Love
    President of
    The United States of Love

    (and if you ask him to dinner you're going to feed him:)

    Hominy grits
    An' shortnin' bread
    Alligator ribs
    Some pig tails
    Some black eyed peas
    Some chili
    Some collard greens

    And if you don't watch out
    This boogie man will get you

    Black boys are delicious
    Chocolate flavored love
    Licorice lips like candy
    Keep my cocoa handy
    I have such a sweet tooth
    When it comes to love

    Once I tried a diet
    Of quiet, rest, no sweets
    But I went nearly crazy
    And I went clearly crazy
    Because I really craved for
    My chocolate flavored treats

    Black boys are nutritious
    Black boys fill me up
    Black boys are so damn yummy
    They satisfy my tummy
    I have such a sweet tooth
    When it comes to love
    Black black black black black black black black
    Black boys
    Songs from "Hair"

  • Obama.. is that you?

  • Hillary.. is that you?

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