Today I was watchin season one of

Today I was watchin season one of prison break on dvd. I thought I had to fart but unfortunately I shat a little. Yes I sharted. So I paused the show and went to the bathroom to clean up and upon wiping my finger broke through the toilet paper and I got poo on my finger. I'm havin a "s*****" day.

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  • Lmao XDD aint that some s*** XDD

  • actually laughed out loud, this is so s*** :')

  • LOL^^^^^^ This is your new identity, s***** boy, so get used to it.

  • s*** boy,incest boy,tiny d***....anybody out there with something spicy and sensible???

  • ^^Like incest boy! Hey, s*** boy, f*** off!

  • No its the same guy, he's starting a new thing and is gonna lie about posting new ones.

  • Damn you imposter....

  • Nope...I posted about the dumb in my pants....this guy is an imposter

  • Hey! Dumbass! You just posted something just like this yesterday!

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