I was painting

I was painting my clock I had made with the garage closed. I huffed so many fumes I nearly passed out. Instead I started halucinating. I thought I was a bird and got naked, like a bird I guess, climbed on my roof, and jumped off.

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  • Not paint, but, stain. Was staining an old, wooden milk crate in my garage, doors closed, heat on, and guess stayed too long. Put stuff away, then thought the trash can was my toilet. Took dump in it. As responsible, clean homeowner, then took brush and cleaned it like regular toilet. Made a real mess. It sat there until the next morning, gathering flies.

  • Hahaha im so high atm and this made everything great i love you

  • WELLY WANGER!!!

  • Did you break any bones?

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